Gorilla Hernia. AWESOME ! ! ! !

Apparently my belly button popped out. I have some sort of birth defect that usually reveals itself by the age of 5. But not for me. I was lucky enough to have it pop out at 31 while skating a secret spot for skate shop owners on New Years Day. So I am going under the knife at some point and Dave will be taking over the shop for a few weeks. But don't worry, things will run just like the always have.

Here is Dave's New Schedule:
Mondays - 12:43 - 3:21
Tuesdays - Small Fire when Chris's Farts Spontaneously Combust
Wednesdays - Hammer Darts!
Thursdays - Stuff's Gonna SPLODE! ! ! !
Fridays - GAME DAY: How Many Decks Can You Stack on a Glass Counter?
Saturdays - Free BEER! ! ! (Root Beer - From Natrona Bottling Company)
Sunday - YEAH RIGHT!

I have also authorized Dave to make tons of deals with you. Just come in with lots of cash as he'll hook you up. Seriously, Dave's in charge any day now. I won't be able to pretend that I can beat him up for 6 more weeks.